Nadolig Llawen/Merry Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas and at the south pole
Santa was digging himself out of a hole
The children, the presents I’ll lose track of them
What I really need is a good CRM
Then there’s the letters said Santa I’m sure to fail
What I could really do with is automated email
And sending messages near and far
I hope I’m compliant with GDPR
Sorting naughty and nice happens at too slow a pace
If only I’d put them in a proper database.
The letters I’m getting are lacking in elegance.
It looks like they are written with artifical intelligence.
All the children’s letters would give the bravest a fright
It would be easier if they could login to a membership site
Writing these labels with be the death of me
I’ll sort them all out with Chat GPT
His helpers were dashing round to and fro
What would help them is a proper workflow
The chaos the anarchy and all this frustration
This could all be solved with some SMART Automation
So in the new year let LEFf check your systems are right
In the meantime Merry Christmas and to all a good night