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Nadolig Llawen/Merry Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas and at the south pole 

Santa was digging himself out of a hole 

 

The children, the presents I’ll lose track of them  

What I really need is a good CRM 

 

Then there’s the letters said Santa I’m sure to fail 

What I could really do with is automated email 

 

And sending messages near and far 

I hope I’m compliant with GDPR 

 

Sorting naughty and nice happens at too slow a pace 

If only I’d put them in a proper database. 

 

The letters I’m getting are lacking in elegance. 

It looks like they are written with artifical intelligence. 

 

All the children’s letters would give the bravest a fright 

It would be easier if they could login to a membership site 

 

Writing these labels with be the death of me 

I’ll sort them all out with Chat GPT 

 

His helpers were dashing round to and fro 

What would help them is a proper workflow 

 

The chaos the anarchy and all this frustration 

This could all be solved with some SMART Automation 

 

So in the new year let LEFf check your systems are right 

In the meantime Merry Christmas and to all a good night